On a somewhat nippy morning, on January 21st I found myself once again waking up late and realizing if i didn't get up i wasn't going to see history in the making. Going down stairs, grabbing a box of tissue and a cobija, i turn on the TV to see Dick Cheney in a wheelchair somber and angry. And that January morning, a man darker than me and with a weirder name than me became the 43rd president of the United States of America. All I could do was to cry and grab on to my cobija and try to once again conceptualize what my "virgin" eyes had just seen.
Eleven months have passed since that awe inspiring event and we find ourselves glued to the TV with another man that has defied the odds, only this time this man is being bitch slapped by his Swedish wife for being "a little" unfaithful. Some how i felt that on the brink of the new year nothing news worthy would make me get out of youtube and write about and yes i could write about a whole lot more shit but I'm to lazy and hungry to write about anything else that's remotely interesting to me and you.
This year was a little disappointing because it was not the year for disgraced republican heavy weights wanting their dick sucked in the bathroom or a homophobic evangelical minister snorting coke from a male prostitutes ass. Maybe next year, i do pray on the great Perez that he will give me just a little bit of news worthy happiness in 2010. A man can only dream.
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